I guess we'll keep him

Mama, where's my big sock?

"Oh it's here somewhere, baby. Where is it?

I'm certain I finally got around to making you one last Christmas, when you turned two. I got the fabric out and everything.

(rumaging through bins of holiday decor)

Didn't I? Didn't I?

I guess I didn't. Let's go down to the basement and make you one.

You should definitely have your own big sock this year."