Here are some questions I field from our six-year-old these days. Mostly they are lobbed at me as I exit his room just after I've kissed him good-night or first thing in the morning.
-- "What does it feel like when you die?"
-- "Can you wear a wig if you do have hair?"
-- "Do coconuts actually have three holes?"
-- "When you die, do you fall down?"
Me: "Yes, if you happen to die while standing up."
"What if you're sitting?
"I suppose you'd just slump over."
"Oh."
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